So Im out to dinner with my girlfriend and we are eating at a vegetarian restaurant. It’s $$ on yelp and valet is $5. But it’s ok, because she has been wanting to eat there for a while, so I took her. Now we are waiting for our food and she keeps talking about, how her boobs keep hurting and my period is about to start. And now I’m sitting there, doing the math and figuring out her cycle, I know. But still, so I say, “hey, your period was around the 9th and you said your on a what cycle?” So we start tripping. Woow…What? No way… No way… let’s go to cvs. I buy three tests and they all read…
…by the way the food was good.